20 November 2011

Twilight #70 (C-)

While flipping through the channels tonight a buddy of mine and I found Twilight on FX, so we thought we'd watch.  Strangely, I was attracted to this movie.  However, it was still mostly cheese.  The baseball scene with the 1910 hats was laughable...and really up until that point, there wasn't much going on with the plot except for Edward trying to get Bella to trust him.  That was over an hour into the film.

After watching for a while, I started to note that there was a funny noise Kristen Stewart was doing, almost a grunting.  She does it three times when talking to her mom on the phone in the one scene.  Once I mentioned it, it was all we could focus on and made the movie quite laughable.  It's half a shame too, because I went into this movie with two thoughts on my mind and they were opposite thoughts.  One was it might be cool if this ends up actually semi-good.  The other was I sort of want to make fun of this movie.  I think after the movie was over I was leaning towards camp funny, versus camp good.  It honestly felt made for TV.   I didn't know that wolf guy was even in this movie.  I guess jokes on me.  He must get more involved in the future movies once he goes and works out 24-7.  The family of vampires related to Edward were not good.  They should have cast those roles better for sure.  I guess the one guy is now married to a girl from 90210?  We also kept wondering why he (Edward) didn't just bite her and make her part of his clan?  That was odd.  Perhaps in the next movie?  Which, I might watch....??

I do think now however that I'm very inclined to go back and watch Taintlight, a wonder of a movie by none other than Chris Seaver.  But, I heard the book is much better.  I bet it's really funny now that I've seen Twilight.  Edward specifically I bet is funny.  Watching him act is pretty painful, although of his entire family he's really the only one that looks the part.  I kept laughing when he was driving and would lean forward a bit to yell or talk to Kristen Stewart in a stern vampire voice....like when he said, "just let me get you out of here" after the baseball scene.

I was very tempted to give this a D+ but I was somewhat intrigued and would watch the 2nd movie for sure.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree with your comments and glad that you're approaching the follow up "saga" films with an open mind. They're all loaded with cheese, but I advise watching them as if you're reading a book.

Anything else interesting happen while you watched the movie?

Anonymous said...

Hi Chris. This is you know who. I would watch Taintlight with you again.

Chris aka Q to the Slice said...

Hey Mike, I'd like to watch it again especially now that I've seen the real live Edward in action. Is it still on instant? If so, I'm in...

Hey anonymous, I'm not sure what you are getting at, but I did do some exciting couch sitting during the event, also my sister-in-law slammed silverware around when she was unloading the dishwasher - so there's that...

Anonymous said...

People who love reading are frequently disappointed by the movie versions of their favorite books. There have been some great films made from books, but typically, movie versions of books tend to aggrieve readers because they are not “just like the book.” When a film director works off of an adapted screenplay, the results are simply not the same as reading the book.

Not all movie versions are better than books. Most will agree that a film like The Godfather is better than the book. Few people reread Mario Puzo’s novel with fervor, but many watch this film again and again. To most Godfather fans, Francis Ford Coppola significantly improved on the book, and took out a lot of extraneous and pornographic material written by Puzo that was not particularly relevant to the main story. A minority may favor the book, but the majority love the movie more.

Books and movies are very different entities. Films leave little to viewers’ imaginations. When you read, you’re creating your own movie in a sense, and decide the most important parts: how the characters speak, what they look like, and what their surroundings are like. This process of imagining and interpreting as reader is a creative process distinctly different from viewing a film.

Chris aka Q to the Slice said...

agreed with your thoughts anonymous. FYI, I didn't read the book Twilight. But I bet it is better.

M Grondis said...

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