#2 Piranha (D+)

THIS MOVIE SUCKED (fyi, this movie sucked). WTF. But, I started trying to keep track of the cool deaths:

• Fish through mouth was pretty cool. sort of.
• Seeing that Connelly guy get his penis ripped off and then the fish burp it out was awesome.
• Parasail scene was cool.
• When the girl falls apart it was cool.
• Ving Rhames and the boat propellor was good stuff.

Who am I kidding, this movie blew. I should have stopped it at 31 minutes when I thought about stopping the movie. I give it a D+